THE GOLF CLUB AND BREXIT

For many everyday hardworking, patriotic Britons - it beggars belief that so many Britons, including the "Lamestream media journalists" and "Remainer MPs",  failed to comprehend what it means to give-up the sovereignty of one's country. 

One could presume in their defence, there is a simple explanation;

It is probably because this demographic ('unpatriotic Britons') were frightened of change and found this whole BREXIT debacle too confusing to fully wrap their minds around.... UNLIKE those who were able to fully comprehend the impact of selling out one's sovereignty, whilst also being forced to pay the EU dictatorship £39 Billion in the process!

 Alas, the mystery of how one can be so confused is now solved.

 

The narrative below is a simple concise explanation of the whole complex Brexit process and is set out in terms, even Homer Simpson could understand. 

For Homer Simpson it is now crystal clear, so much so, that Homer raises a question and states the obvious at the end of this narrative for those confused MPs to contemplate: 

For those of you who do not play golf, FEAR NOT the following is a transcript of a conversation that took place at a golf club where allegedly some of those who have been involved in Brexit happen to hang out........

 The Golf Club and Brexit.

Mr 'Dafydd' Davis is at the golf club returning his locker key when Mr Barnier, the membership secretary sees him.

"Hello Mr Davis", says Mr Barnier, "I'm sorry to hear you are no longer renewing your club membership, if you would like to come to my office we can settle your account."

"I have settled my bar bill." says Mr Davis.

"Ah yes, Mr Davis", says Mr Barnier, "but there are other matters that need settlement."

In Mr Barnier's office, Mr Davis explains that he has settled his bar bill so wonders what else he can possibly owe the Golf Club?

"Well Mr Davis," begins Mr Barnier, "you did agree to buy one of our Club Jackets".

"Yes," agrees Mr Davis "I did agree to buy a jacket but I haven't received it yet.  As soon as you supply the jacket I will send you a cheque for the full amount."

"That will not be possible" explains Mr Barnier, "As you are no longer a club member you will not be entitled to buy one of our jackets!"

"But you still want me to pay for it." exclaims Mr Davis.

"Yes!" says Mr Barnier, "That will be £500 for the jacket.  There is also your bar bill."

"But I've already settled my bar bill." says Mr Davis.

"Yes," says Mr Barnier, "but as you can appreciate, we need to place our orders from the Brewery in advance to ensure our bar is properly stocked.  You regularly used to spend at least £50 a week in the bar so we have placed orders with the brewery accordingly for the coming year.  You therefore owe us £2,600 for the year."

"Will you still allow me to have these drinks?" asks Mr Davis.

"No of course not Mr Davis.  You are no longer a club member!" says Mr Barnier.

"Next is your restaurant bill." continues Mr Barnier, "In the same manner we have to make arrangements in advance with our catering suppliers.  Your average restaurant bill was in the order of £300 a month, so we'll require payment of £3,600 for the next year."

"I don't suppose you'll be letting me have these meals either." asks Mr Davis.

"No, of course not," says an irritated Mr Barnier, "as you are no longer a club member!"

"Then of course," Mr Barnier continues, "there are repairs to the clubhouse roof."

"Clubhouse roof," exclaims Mr Davis, "what's that got to do with me?"

"Well it still needs to be repaired and the builders are coming in next week, your share of the bill is £2,000."

"I see," says Mr Davis, "anything else?"

"Now you mention it," says Mr Barnier, "there is Fred the Barman's pension.  We would like you to pay £5 a week towards Fred's pension when he retires next month.  He's not well you know so I doubt we'll need to ask you for payment for longer than about five years, so £1,300 should do it.  This brings your total bill to £10,000." says Mr Barnier.

"Let me get this straight" says Mr Davis, "you want me to pay £500 for a jacket you won't let me have, £2,600 for beverages you won't let me drink and £3,600 for food you won't let me eat, all under a roof I won't be allowed under and not served by a bloke who's going to retire next month!"

"Yes, it's all perfectly clear and quite reasonable." says Mr Barnier. 

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Now even the Media can understand what Brexit is all about!

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As promised, the question raised by Homer Simpson...... 

"What about the UK's share in ALL the assets created by the EU since the UK joined this EU CABAL / Diktat, where is the reimbursement for the UK's capital invested in those assets........?"

 

Homer goes on to add, "If I can understand what has happened, then surely all the MPs in the great British Parliament should know that Britons were conned over 40 yrs ago, when what they thought their Government had signed into was the Common Market for trade. How they ever got tied into Europe as they are presently, is a complete farce and certainly not what anyone at that time thought or expected to happen.  

 What really beggars belief, is that now those unpatriotic Britons are undermining democracy to the point where they are even happy to pay through the nose if they are forced to leave the EU because of a successful Brexit!"